Sheridan McGuire
Hi there! My name is Sheridan McGuire and I am the founder of College Esports News.
Experience
Season 10 - Present
Summoners Rift
Melee Minion, Bot Lane
Spawn on schedule every thirty seconds and march the bottom lane without deviation, supervision, or a clear understanding of why. Hold the frontline against enemy casters, absorb the first three auto-attacks of every trade, and stay standing long enough for the ADC to decide whether they wanted the wave frozen. Reliably deliver 21 gold to whoever last-hits me.
Season 9 - Season 10
Twisted Treeline
Empowered Siege Minion
Selected for empowerment following a successful pit engagement. Received a shield, a substantial damage boost, and roughly three minutes of being taken seriously. Sieged two inhibitors before the buff expired and I was returned to my previous duties.
Season 7 - Season 9
The Howling Abyss
Caster Minion
Marched a single lane, in one direction, with no jungle to rotate through and no second option to consider. Learned to hold formation under sustained poke and to keep walking after every teammate on the bridge had already died. Developed a durable indifference to being hit by things I could not see coming. Left the role after concluding that the bridge does not, in fact, end.
Education
Florida State UniversityB.S. in Editing, Writing, and Media
Aug '17 - Dec '203.8 GPA
Why you want me on blue side
I show up on time, every time, for the entire game. I do not tilt, I do not flame, and I have never once asked to swap lanes. I will walk into a five-man collapse if that is what the wave state requires, and then I will do it again in thirty seconds. My salary is zero. My only request is that someone occasionally stands near me.
